Arrr

I hit rank 10 on Hearthstone, not bad timing but I think I’m going to have to switch to Pirate Warrior or some other aggro deck if I’m going to reach rank 5 this season.

The builders moved the TV aerial, they said they’d fix it by the evening but didn’t. Doesn’t affect me too much, just missed the FA Cup game on free TV. Can’t wait for my broadband contact to expire so I can waste my income on a sports package, assuming I’ll still be employed by then.

Ate a burger meal, it’s fine if it’s just once a week and I eat little else that day.

Really dreading work, it’s not difficult, just the thought of the process and obligation upset me, like going to school.

I told my mum I hate her for having anti-feminist views, she didn’t know what the term meant so I just said I hate her for being thick.

There’s a train strike tomorrow, had to visit the train station twice before committing to renewing my season ticket.

I was going to do a general list of my coworkers but realised that’d get me fired since I’d use “paki” to describe some and it’d be creepy.

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  1. > I told my mum I hate her for having anti-feminist views, she didn’t know what the term meant so I just said I hate her for being thick.

    The really funny part about this is they don’t hate you. They’re ashamed of you and they’re likely confused how they raised such a hateful, malignant, disrespectful shithead, but they don’t hate.

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  2. You are waaay too old to be treating your poor mother with such cruelty and disrespect. How old are you now? mid-20s? Stop behaving like a spoiled teenager and act your age

    How much longer are you planning to leech parents anyway? Instead of pissing away your wages on wasteful indulgences (MtF meds, Harry potter pencil cases, X-men t-shirts etc), do the old geezers a favor and start saving for a rental bond

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    • I’m not leaching, it’s not like they’re losing rental income or anything.
      I could rent an entire house in this town with less than half my wages but I think it’d be wasteful to rent somewhere not far from my parents.

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