Only 3 days at work this week, I’m going to share more about my working life this entry. There’s someone who is supposed to do the same job as me on days, I used to think I was treated as a special needs case who just dealt with paperwork and he then cleaned up and I was partially right, he does the cleaning up because he works on days, he can be chased up, I can just ignore everyone. He’s also a lazy twat, he had a reputation for disappearing for hours once the managers left, that was until he was caught masturbating in the bathroom, apparently his wife was on zoom with him. I assume he also masturbates to YuGiOh cards as on his desk he has a picture of his wife with a YuGiOh card slotted in the corner. I make sure to leave him work now and aim to spend an average of 3 hours per shift not working.
Of the new people I work with, one of them has been here for 7 months but has just switched from nights to days. He’s a young gamer, I think I could have bonded with him but missed the boat, repeatedly, he asked the room if anyone else played “Set for Life”, it’s a lottery, I didn’t say anything, he’s a PC gamer, bit of a divide between that and PS5, I didn’t build on the conversation to ask which games he plays. He isn’t just a gamer though, he follows football and seems to know it well, the room is always full with football banter, bit resentful too because there’s a video game I’ve been meaning to work into conversation since starting here because it would interest people but he got in there first and got the 5 minutes I was after.
Playing Gravity Rush and bought “Final Fantasy Crisis Core Reunion” for £34, I little discount on full price, should be able to sell it on for £30 or so by the end of the month.
Other notes, my bed is still broken, I am cold often, I’m sick of playing games and watching shows on a tiny TV screen, I can’t buy a house because I need new wage slips to apply for a mortgage again but can’t log into the work system for that.
Cunt
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Bloke keeps his job after being found wanking in the toilets, that’s normal and definitely happened.
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There’s a joke in the company that no one knows anyone who has ever been fired
The guy did have his shifts changed so he works at the same time as the managers so they can keep an eye on him, he used to have about 3 hours without them around and I’ve now noticed he works harder
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Im starting to think poley works in some kind of place where they try to get “differently abled” people into work
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I’mmm Poleyyyyyyy!!!!
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If you’ve got nothing to say then just be honest and say that, don’t start making up stories. You’re nowhere near as intelligent as you think and we can tell when they’re made up.
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LITERALLY never lied here, I get very insulted when you accuse me of it
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You’ve edited entries to remove factual information (a.k.a. lying via omission). No point even denying that since you’re bang to rights.
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Do I have to revisit the Poleaboo Truth Blog m8?
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Twat
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nonce
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Nobody’s going to be your “friend,” they’ll be nice to you because Pakis are known to just haul off and behead people when they’re having a shite day but you’re just the creepy old guy now
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He’s 31 with no friends at all yet thinks he doesn’t have to change at all
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I hope he continues the pattern that brought him to this state. Looking forward to another 10 posts about how he does like 2 hours of work per day and then acting butthurt that they don’t consider the dim, slow-witted retard for a promotion.
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Missed the radio show you said you’d be doing last week, hope you had a nice time making it!
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Radio when you beast
Radio when
When radio
Lazy cunt
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Brown bastard
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p255846@met.pnn.police.uk
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Poleaboo smells like curry
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Poley do you put your Newsnight appearance on your CV
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I think it’s time to end this blog. They have become so dull. It’s better to end something on a high than drag it on and go out in a pathetic whimper.
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Absolute state of this man child kek
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Tomorrow’s the big day. The fortnightly entry shall be here, so.. should be good. He’s got loads to cover I am sure.
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> expecting anything other than disappointment and autism from Poleaboo
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Probably get an update Wednesday ‘I’ve been rushed off my feet what with doing absolutely fuck all and gaming’
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travel with me to the source of the river loire
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Brown fat get this blog updated cunt
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I think this is the final entry. It isn’t sorted into an arc unlike the previous entries.
R.I.P. Human Garbage blog. You were decent several years ago.
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need a hair update asap
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Poley do a vocaroo of your infamous ‘I’m PoOooOoley’ moment just to sign off on the blog
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36 entries in 2022, an all time low. I think 2021 was only 45~ too
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He was obviously too busy meeting up with all of his mates to update the blog
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