European you will pay! This will be your judgement day!

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Since my last entry, I have started my new job role, 4 on 4 off is absolute bliss and the job is manageable but I have much to learn, I feel like I would be more comfortable at this job if I had secured it via the normal means instead of through a co-worker, I feel like the standards are higher but it also raises the question of how was I ever supposed to get a job like this through the normal means? I am attempting conversation with coworkers and learning, nothing remarkable has occured yet, I’ve only worked 3 shifts so far.

In my personal life, I haven’t had any video games to sink my teeth into so have been spending quite a few £ and hours searching for and buying cards from the new Magic the Gathering/Lord of the Rings set. I’ve gotten myself into a bit of an awkward spot, I’ve bought some extra cards thinking I could sell them on for a quick and small profit but I’ve failed to do that and now seem a bit stuck with them. I’ve listed them on eBay and hopefully they’ll get sold without me noticing. My credit card debt is around £1400 but only £400 of that I Magic cards, not sure how it’s gotten so high.

Next driving test is September.

I’ve not had any meetings with friends other than Shippy flying through town and us chilling for half and hour while eating chips but I fully expect things to improve with my new 4 on 4 off schedule.

My house purchase was supposed to be completed by the end of the month but I haven’t heard anything in since around the start of the month.

I have decided that my favourite film of all time is “Four Lions”, I can watch it once a week without issue, even now I am noticing more details and better understanding the film and characters.

56 thoughts on “European you will pay! This will be your judgement day!”

    • Poley was bragging about the meet in the Discord voice chat and said that Shippy always has very little to say about anything so was over-reviewing the food at every step in a desperate bid to cover up the long silences.

      “Really nice chips. Very nice indeed. King Edwards would be my bet. Filling and tasty. The salt is top quality, also enjoying the vinegar used. They compliment the chips well. Also – wow! This water is very refreshing. I wonder what the source is? I assume a British spring of some kind to keep costs down. It has quenched my thirst. I would order this water again.” (when talking about the bottled water without a label which he was given) is a paraphrase of how Poley said it went down. Meanwhile Poley said the chips were just ‘okay’.

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  3. Interviewer: Poleaboo (Wearing his signature nappy as part of his unique style)
    Interviewee: Gary Glitter

    [Introduction: The interview takes place in a private room with subdued lighting. Poleaboo, known for his unconventional style of wearing a nappy, sits across from Gary Glitter, who looks tense and guarded.]

    Poleaboo: (Smiling warmly, adjusting his nappy) Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I’m Poleaboo, and today I have the opportunity to sit down with Gary Glitter. Thank you for joining me, Mr. Glitter.

    Gary Glitter: (Nervously, glancing at Poley’s nappy) Uh, yeah, you’re welcome.

    Poleaboo: (Playfully, tapping his nappy) Now, before we dive into the questions, let’s address the nappy in the room, shall we? As you can see, I wear a nappy as a part of my persona. It’s become a recognisable element of my style. But we’re not here to talk about my nappy; we’re here to discuss your hairstyle.

    Gary Glitter: (Seeming slightly uncomfortable) Uh, sure, let’s talk about it.

    Poleaboo: (Lean forward, intrigued) You recently admitted you adopted this weird rat tail hairstyle to deliberately torment your victims further. The public couldn’t help but notice that your choice of hairstyle was as bold as my nappy here. Can you tell us more about why you felt that particular look was necessary?

    Gary Glitter: (Pausing, glancing at Poley’s nappy again) Well, I suppose it was a way to get attention and make people notice me.

    Poleaboo: (Humorously) I can understand the desire for attention. My nappy has certainly caught people’s eyes over the years. But we must acknowledge the impact of your actions on others. It’s one thing to wear a distinctive nappy, but it’s another to intentionally hurt others.

    Gary Glitter: (Nods, looking serious) You’re right. I didn’t think about how my actions would affect my victims or anyone else.

    Poleaboo: (Leaning back, gesturing to his nappy) See, the nappy is just somewhere for me to poo poo and pee pee. It doesn’t cause harm to others. Your hair choice, on the other hand, was intended to provoke and inflict emotional distress.

    Gary Glitter: (Sincerely) I know now that it was a terrible mistake. I’ve caused so much pain in the past, and I can’t change that, but I want to do better.

    Poleaboo: (Nods approvingly) Accepting responsibility is essential, Mr. Glitter. Just as I’ve learned to use my nappy for positive attention and self-expression, you can find ways to make amends and positively impact the world.

    Gary Glitter: (Seeming reflective) I’ve been attending therapy and trying to understand the harm I caused. I want to find a way to make things right.

    Poleaboo: (Encouragingly) That’s a positive step, Mr. Glitter. Just as my nappy is a choice I make, you can choose to change and become a better person. Your victims deserve acknowledgment and support.

    Gary Glitter: (Nods, looking earnest) I want to apologise to them and work towards helping organisations that support survivors of abuse.

    Poleaboo: (Smiling) That could be a significant contribution, Mr. Glitter. Just like my nappy brings attention to certain issues, you can use your platform to raise awareness and make a positive impact.

    [Throughout the interview, Poley occasionally adjusts his nappy as a playful reminder of his unique style.]

    Poleaboo: (Concluding the interview) Thank you for being open and honest, Mr. Glitter. Your willingness to address the past and work towards change is commendable. I hope your future actions reflect your desire to do better.

    Gary Glitter: (Sincerely) Thank you for having me, and I appreciate the opportunity to talk.

    [The interview concludes with a handshake, and Poleaboo waddles away in his nappy.]

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  6. Not even any point in insulting you. You’re just some boring asshole, there’s nothing interesting about this at all.

    RIP Poleaboo.

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  14. Title: Chronicles of a Lazy Night Shift Worker: My Quest for the Perfect (Yet Dilapidated) One-Bedroom Flat

    Introduction:
    Life as a night shift office worker is a unique journey, with its own set of quirks and challenges. As a Pakistani navigating the realm of real estate, my aspiration for a one-bedroom flat was anything but straightforward. This is the story of my pursuit to find the perfect dilapidated abode that suits my laziness and nocturnal lifestyle.

    The Drowsy Dilemma:
    With the sun barely setting, my day begins when the world around me starts to slow down. My nocturnal existence aligns well with my lazy nature, as I tend to be most productive during the nighttime hours. But this also means that my search for a flat has to be conducted during unconventional times, navigating estate agents who can’t fathom why I’m not available during their regular office hours.

    The Flat Hunt Odyssey:
    My quest begins with online property listings that promise a plethora of one-bedroom flats. However, the charming photographs don’t quite match the reality when I muster the energy to attend a viewing. The dilapidated state of these flats is shocking; peeling wallpaper, creaky floors, and outdated fixtures are a common theme. The promise of “cosmetic touch-ups” from sellers often leads to hours of bargaining, something I’m far too lazy to engage in.

    Estate Agent Exasperation:
    As I shuffle through various estate agents, my frustration grows. Their insistence on calling during the day clashes with my slumber schedule. They simply can’t wrap their heads around the concept of a night owl like me. “Can’t you just adjust your sleep routine?” they ask. If only it were that simple!

    Negotiation Limbo:
    After finally settling on a flat that looks somewhat presentable, the real challenge begins – negotiations. Dealing with landlords, haggling over rent, and trying to negotiate maintenance issues when I’m at my least eloquent (read: half-asleep) state is a test of patience. The back-and-forth feels like an uphill battle, and sometimes, I wonder if the flat itself is worth the struggle.

    Maintenance Woes:
    Soon after moving into my chosen abode, I’m confronted with the reality of a dilapidated flat’s maintenance needs. Leaky faucets, flickering lights, and temperamental appliances quickly become part of my nightly routine. My hopes of a cozy sanctuary are dashed as I’m jolted awake by dripping water and sudden darkness.

    Conclusion:
    My journey as a lazy Pakistani night shift worker in search of a one-bedroom dilapidated flat has been nothing short of a rollercoaster ride. From battling estate agents who don’t comprehend my schedule to facing the daunting task of negotiating and maintaining a less-than-ideal living space, the experience has been a true test of my laziness. However, amidst the struggles and inconveniences, I’ve managed to carve out a unique corner of the world that aligns with my night owl tendencies. Perhaps, someday, I’ll summon the motivation to transform my dilapidated flat into the cozy oasis I’ve always dreamt of. But for now, I’ll embrace the imperfections and enjoy the serenity of my nocturnal abode.

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    • He doesn’t care nor does he even acknowledge he caused anyone any harm. Never has, never will, when pushed he simply states that they wronged him by not adding him to Facebook, so is stuck in this state of arrested development.

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  20. Title: Reflecting on My Journey: From Rochdale to University and Beyond

    Dear Readers,

    As I sit down to write this final blog post, I can’t help but think about the incredible journey that life has taken me on. My name is *redacted*, and I’m a proud Pakistani man from Rochdale. Yes, I may be bald and a bit on the heavier side, and some might even say I have a lazy streak, but I’ve learned that these qualities don’t define who I am.

    One of the most transformative experiences in my life was my time at university. It was a time of self-discovery, growth, and the pursuit of knowledge. I had always been fascinated by technology, and it was at university that I found my true passion: hidden video imaging. This field allowed me to combine my love for technology and my curiosity about the world around me.

    During my university years, I worked tirelessly to hone my skills in hidden video imaging. I spent countless hours in the lab, experimenting with new techniques and pushing the boundaries of what was possible. It wasn’t always easy, and there were moments of frustration, but I persevered because I was deeply passionate about my work.

    In retrospect, I realize that my love for hidden video imaging was a way for me to see beyond the surface, much like how I’ve learned to see beyond my own physical appearance. It’s a reminder that there’s more to a person than meets the eye, and we should never judge someone solely based on their appearance.

    Now, you might be wondering about my “lazy” tendencies and my affinity for coleslaw. Well, I’ve always believed in indulging in life’s simple pleasures. There’s something oddly satisfying about digging into a bowl of coleslaw with my hands, savoring every crunchy bite. It’s a reminder that sometimes, we need to let go of our inhibitions and enjoy the moment.

    I must also mention my good friend, Shippy, who shares my love for food and laughter. Shippy and I have supported each other through thick and thin, embracing our quirks and celebrating our friendship.

    As I bid farewell to this blog, I want to express my gratitude to all of you who have followed my journey, supported me, and shared in my passion for hidden video imaging. Life is a continuous journey of self-discovery, and I encourage each of you to pursue your passions, embrace your uniqueness, and never judge a book by its cover.

    Thank you for being a part of my story.

    With warm regards,
    *Redacted* from Rochdale

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  25. Just put this blog out of its misery, if you’re not going to use it you may as well take it offline so the character of poleaboo doesn’t continue to haunt you

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    • He gets comments even if he doesn’t post blogs
      Really we should go back to rarely commenting, he never came close to this many comments on his good entries

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